July 30, 2013
INCEPTION AND CONTRACTS
We were relaxing in the common area at World Control Headquarters (World Control Headquarters is a beautiful underground city located in central Africa. In this protected area, from which the Order of the Illuminati, owners of the planet Earth, rule the world, visitors from other worlds are free to mingle and conduct business) when the Ambassador from the Orion Empire, Ramsey, stopped by to chat.
“You know, we have been watching you, how you manage your slaves. You invent diseases to kill them, send them off to meaningless wars for no reason and manage to do away with them in many other ways also. If you do not want your slaves, why waste them, why not sell them to someone who does want them? I make a proposition to you on behalf of the Empire. We own a planet, planet #5 in star system 25 Delta. Ages ago it was totally sterilized by a weapon during one of our wars. Everything is there, physically, but there is no life. The planet needs to be terraformed so that the ecosystem can be restarted. Obviously, this requires much physical work, and our advanced citizens are far above such chores. If you would take some of your slaves and go to this planet and do the menial work required to restart the ecosystem so that we can use the planet, we would be willing to pay you in the form of a high technology package that would allow you to advance at least one thousand years from your present state of technological development. Please discuss this offer and let me know your answer.”
Therefore, it was decided to accept Ambassador Ramsey’s offer and to use human slaves to terraform planet 25-Delta-5.
A contract between The Order of the Illuminati, owners of the planet Earth, star system Sol, and The Orion Empire, owners of planet #5 in star system 25 Delta, for the purpose of the terraforming of planet 25-Delta-5.
In consideration of fair compensation, the Order of the Illuminati Directorate of planet Earth agrees to dispatch to planet 25-Delta-5 of the Orion Empire a sufficient number of slaves and support staff to terraform the planet and reactivate the planet’s ecosystem to a self sustainable level.
- The Orion Empire will provide technical assistance for those tasks beyond the ability of Earth scientists.
- The project will be considered successfully completed when a self maintaining ecosystem has been established.
- Non-organic support structures and materials are to be kept to an absolute minimum.
- At the conclusion of the project, no biologically active alien material is to remain on the planet.
Basically, what we have here is a planet, which was unused, but did have a functioning ecosystem of at least plant and insect life at some point in the past. The Orion report states that there is/was sufficient oxygen available to allow the planet to be inhabited. When it was struck by whatever weapon was used during some past war, all life ceased. However, the atmospheric elements should have been effectively frozen in time as well. Therefore, if the ecosystem is restarted carefully, the oxygen levels should remain adequate for the slave force we will use to survive.
There will be technical support. Since the planet was cataloged when it became the property of the Orion Empire, we know what, or most of what plant/insect/animal life existed, and the genetic codes for these are in the Orion archives as well as living samples. All the slaves need to do is the leg work required to plant seeds and do cultivation needed to get the previous life cycles going again. Technical support will provide active seeds and plants as well as some relatively harmless insects for pollination at the appropriate time. The key is time. It is a time consuming process, and that is why the work has been contracted out to us as the Orions have long evolved beyond any desire to do menial labor.
Preliminary Site Survey
The Orions are going to take some staff to the planet in one of their ships so that we can do a fly over and look for areas suitable for work zones. We can run over there and back much faster using an Orion ship. We need to scan for sources of water as each zone will need at least a supply of potable water. Also, we want to keep an eye out for a good headquarters location from which the project will be directed.
We need to compile a list of specific needs that we know we must have. We suggest the preliminary list as:
- Contracts for the construction of easy to assemble buildings for the administration complex.
- Arrangements for electrical power; we suggest the secret “free energy” devices that the military has been using for years due to proven reliability.
- Systems to process the water if tests show we need to do that.
- Recruiting technicians (non-Illuminati) from among the pool of technicians we use to maintain our underground installations on Earth.
- Provisions for transport about the planet once we are there (the Orions have intimated they will lend us one of their saucers).
- Artificial wombs to grow the first batch of slaves.
- Contracts for the construction of the control satellites we will need for communication, surveillance and slave control.
- Plans for a periodic shuttle service to and from Earth at regular intervals.
The preliminary list for volunteers with special skills is:
- Nurses to handle the artificial wombs.
- Dental technicians for the slave control implants.
- Education staff.
- Technical staff to operate the satellite system.
- Doctors/nurses to deal with the pregnant slaves.
- Staff with psych experience to maintain the religious theatrics needed to control the slaves.
- Environmental technicians to monitor the ecosystem reactivation process.
- Daily duties (food preparation, housekeeping); it has been suggested we use some of the slaves for this.
The herd of slaves will always be under absolute control due to their dental implants and microchip implants. Since these procedures will be done under anesthetic, the slaves will not know they exist. With the communications dental implant, we will be able to “tune in” to each slave to monitor its speech and other brain activities and the self destruct dental implant will allow us to terminate any disobedient slave with the touch of a button at main control. The satellites will allow for a visual display of all zones. The communications implant will allow the slave control computers to detect the sleep state and send subliminal messages to the sleeping slave to reinforce its devotion to its duties and to the Woo.
The primary control mechanism for the herd will be religious control based upon fear of the afterlife. This method has been proven very effective in practice by cults operating on Earth. The slave will be programmed that its “god”, the Woo, is always watching and knows all, etc. We can go beyond reliance upon blind faith, however, because of the implants. We can arrange for the Woo to actually talk to a slave and reinforce the “teachings” with subliminal transmissions. This “technological magic” should prove far more powerful than traditional Earth-based cult propaganda.
Each zone will be a self-contained commune. Slaves will be programmed that they were given existence by the Woo so that they could serve it. Their preparation will instill upon them the need for mutual cooperation in a communal state for the common good. They will be conditioned to believe that this socialized existence in the service of the will of the Woo is and must be the only purpose of their lives.
End of Project
We have never done a project like this before and therefore we do not know how many years it will take to complete. We do, however, know that it will be completed and, when that day comes, to be blunt, it will be our responsibility to “clean up our mess and leave”. We have developed procedures to use when this time comes that will be in compliance with our contract with the Orions.
THE BOOK OF WOO
(The Book of Woo will function as the bible for the slaves. They will be programmed that the Great Woo, their god, created them to terraform the planet and that He also sent Prefects — the Illuminati staff — to guide them in “the Path of Righteousness”.)
In the beginning, nothing existed. Then the Great Woo created all that exists.
The Great Woo created this planet and gave it a sun for warmth and light.
You, slave, were created and placed upon this planet so that you might prove your worthiness.
Therefore, Woo commands you, “Be fruitful, multiply and terraform this planet“.
This is your purpose. If you do well, then you will be rewarded in the afterlife.
So that you may be guided in the Path of Righteousness, Woo has sent his Prefects to guide you. Obey the Prefects as you would the Woo Himself.
Those who refuse to obey must go to their death.
In reverence to Woo, you must perform the Sacred Chant for at least one hour every day. The Sacred Chantis:
The Woo will protect you. Your sun can emit harmful rays that will hurt you. Therefore, the Woo has prepared a special safe shelter for you.
If you see the night sky glow red, this will be a sign to you that you are to immediately go to this special shelter for protection. You must never forget these instructions. The Prefects will help you.
The detailed site survey, which will include landings and collection of soil and water samples, is designed to determine the areas, called zones, where the slaves will be deployed. The zones will be sufficiently separated so that slaves from one zone will never meet slaves from adjacent zones. They will, in fact, not need to know that any other zone exists. A zone must have a water supply. We are told by the Orions that underground springs exist, and, to avoid additional expense of reverse osmosis units, the water found should be potable if possible.
We need to select the best suited area for “Zone 1”, which will be the headquarters of the project. A sufficient number of zones need to be located so that, once successfully terraformed, the new life will spread naturally to encompass the entire planet. Additional zones could be added later if warranted by progress reports.
Materials contracts will need to be let for all the hardware we will need, such as satellites, communications and modular buildings and associated amenities for Illuminati staff. Standard government contractors can be used for these, because they are items that could be used anywhere. The contractors do not need to know that they are to be used on another planet or that there is any life on any other planet, which is the standard party line.
Illuminati Staff Recruitment
Illuminati members interested in this adventure should be made aware of the specialties we will need, such as educators (programmers), technical people for equipment operation and maintenance, and some medical staff.
Contract Staff Recruitment
Contract staff will be recruited from the ranks of those with the highest security clearances who do various jobs in our underground cities and so already know about alien life. We must do our best to design a work schedule so that all contract staff will complete their work and leave the planet during the first fifteen years of the project. We do not want the contract staff on the planet when we begin the active deployment of the slaves, and we do not want the contract staff to even know anything about the slaves. This is a precaution, because the contract staff are not Illuminati and are therefore essentially the same as the slaves, only differing in their “caste” and education. It would be best if they never met.
All Project Materials to be Transported to Deep Space Base
Once completed, all materials for the project are to be gradually transported to our deep space base on the far side of the Moon. There, they can be picked up by a large transport ship and taken to planet 25-Delta-5.
Office of the Project Administrator
This office oversees the entire project. The Project Administrator will be known to the slaves as the High Prefect, or HP for short. The slaves will be programmed that he is a direct creation of the Woo, their creator.
Office of Special Projects
This office coordinates all of the construction projects to be done by the contract labor force. The contract labor force is recruited from the labor force, which constructs and maintains the underground cities on Earth. These people, although not initiated Illuminati, are, however, aware of aliens and life on other planets and are all sworn to absolute secrecy at the so called “above top secret” levels.
This special work force will be dispatched to the planet to do the necessary advance construction and preparation to initiate the project. The slaves will be used for menial agricultural work and are not trained to do any advanced technical work. The contract labor force is to be kept away from the slaves and does not need to know anything about the slaves. This is a safety precaution as the contract labor force and the slaves are essentially the same class of creatures with different education and programming.
In the project timeline, slaves will not be ready for deployment until at least project start, plus 16 years, because they must be educated and conditioned and be physically able to be put to work. This 16 year window should be ample time for the contract labor force to complete all of its projects and return to Earth. They will not be needed for the remainder of the project and do not need to know anything about the project beyond their specific assigned tasks.
Genetics Research Division
This division will constantly analyze the behavior of the slaves as it relates to specific genetic markers. From this research, we hope, in future projects, to have benchmarks, which will allow us to prescreen the embryos for ideal slave qualities. This should greatly increase the cost effectiveness of future slave projects.
Division of Religious Theatrics
This division will handle all affairs relating to the Woo. They will write (and revise as needed) the Book of Woo, which will be the bible for the slaves. They will design and implement the programming and preparation routines relative to religious control conditioning.
Project Logistics Division
This division will disperse needed supplies to the zones. The Orion Empire has provided us with a saucer for transportation about the planet. This was necessary, because it uses a non-polluting propulsion system, and conventional transport would be polluting and violate the contract conditions. Duties of this division are to transport slaves from the preparation center to their assigned zone and to transport necessary materials to the various zones.
Waste Disposal Division
This division is responsible for making sure we comply with our agreement not to pollute the planet. They will operate the hydrogen/oxygen incinerators similar to those we developed for use on Earth in case we needed to efficiently eliminate large populations of slaves who challenged our authority. They will also handle the clean up procedures at the conclusion of the project.
Slave Programming and Preparation Division
This division will prepare the young slaves for deployment to their assigned work zone.
This division will include the Medical Subdivision, which will be responsible for such tasks as inserting control implants into new slaves, contraceptive implants for female slaves and care of pregnant slaves. No exotic medical services are to be provided for slaves — if they become disabled, they go to the incinerator and are replaced with a fresh slave.
Planet Reconnaissance Division
This division will operate the network of communication and surveillance satellites, which will allow the entire planet to be visually scanned. They will control and monitor data from the slave implants to assure that all slaves are operating at maximum output and detect and correct any problem with a defective slave. They will also maintain the communications system for the support staff.
Staff Support Division
This division is designed to deal with any needs of the Illuminati staff. Illuminati members are permanent residents of the Earth and live forever. However, for example, they need to change physical bodies periodically when the one they are using deteriorates. Since this is an open-ended project, we do not know how many years it will take to complete our commitment. Therefore, there will be periodic shuttles to and from Earth that staff can use should they have special needs such as a body replacement. This division will also maintain a communications station so that staff members may have video conferences with their Illuminati friends back on Earth.
(All staff slated for deployment are assembled.)
Message from the Illuminus Magnus (Supreme Leader of the Earth)
Dear Brothers and Sisters of the Order,
Today we embark upon a great new mission, our first off-world deployment. I have no doubt that our mission will be successful. Let us now give credit to our Spiritual Leader, Lucifer.
Oh, great and powerful Lucifer, Angel of Light, with the knowledge and cunning You have imparted to us we have enslaved all mankind and conquered the Earth. Everything now bows to Your command via Your loyal servants of the Order of the Illuminati.
We now embark on a new phase of our journey, a phase which takes us beyond the Earth and outward into the galaxy. We pray for Your guidance. We know that someday, with Your help, we will enslave the entire galaxy in Your name. Beyond this, our journey will continue until we are the absolute masters of the entire known Universe. The bounty You have bestowed upon us knows no limits, and we humbly bow before Your greatness, Lord Lucifer!
Message from the Project Administrator
My fellow Brothers and Sisters of the Order,
We will soon depart to begin Project Terraform Delta.
When we arrive at the project site, the slaves will know me as the “High Prefect of the Woo”, or “HP” for short. I just wanted to let you all know that. It is the title selected by the Religious Theatrics division. The remainder of you will be known to the slaves as “Prefects” sent by the Woo to “guide them in the Righteous Path”.
I want to go over with you — so that there will be no later misunderstanding – the correct philosophy concerning the slaves we will be using on this mission. It is the considered opinion of our philosophers that the so called “Soul” only comes into existence after one is initiated into the Order of the Illuminati. We all have Souls and, through the grace of our Lord Lucifer, we will all live physically forever here on Earth or some suitable planet in the physical universe. The uninitiated, such as the slaves we will be using on this project, have no soul. They are simply one of many raw materials provided for our use here on the Earth by our Lord Lucifer. Therefore, the slave, or the Human Slave Animal (HSA), to be more technical, has no more value than, say, a lump of coal that we ignite to give us warmth. These disposable biological units, together with the inorganic elements of the Earth, are provided to us to use as we see fit to satisfy our needs. They are nothing more than this.
I trust I make myself clear that under no circumstances should any of us allow ourselves to drift into some state of consciousness where we feel any compassion for the HSA or for their lot. No sane person would feel “compassion” for a piece of charcoal burning itself away in a barbecue pit, and it is no different with the slaves. They fulfill their programmed function and then are gone forever.
This was a dead and uninhabited planet. We needed to bring essentially everything we would need for the project in the transport ships. The ships themselves would have to be home for us during the period necessary for the contract staff to set up the modular buildings and prepare them for occupancy.
Once this phase was complete, we should have “all the comforts of home” or as close to that as we could get. We certainly do not want to inconvenience any of the Illuminati permanent staff with harsh living conditions.
Once the modular buildings had been completed for the headquarters complex, we could leave the transport ships and move into our living spaces. This was the first priority of the contract staff. Once we had settled in, the Project Administrator and the Illuminati staff could better direct the contract staff to complete their assigned duties. The contract staff would stay for the first fifteen years. All of their chores needed to be completed within that time frame. Then the Illuminati staff would take over total control for the remainder of the project.
The contract staff needed to set up the free energy modules for electrical supply and the climate control system for the areas to be used by Illuminati staff. The waste control incinerators also needed to be set up. All of the computers and associated hardware and software needed to be installed and tested.
Initial food service would have to be supplies we brought from Earth until gardens could be set up to provide a permanent food supply for the remainder of the project. These gardens would be known as Zone 1 and would be designed to supply the needs of the staff. Later, specially selected slaves would be assigned to Zone 1 to manage the gardens.
The contract staff were to unload the artificial wombs and the frozen embryos and place them in the appropriate module. Beyond that, they were not to be allowed back into that module because they did not need to know about the slaves. They were all trained not to be curious and not to ask questions as part of the selection process for their level of security clearance.
Illuminati staff would activate the artificial wombs and begin the incubation for the initial herd of one thousand slaves. The slaves would not be ready for actual deployment for at least seventeen years. This time gap would allow a sufficient period for all necessary plans for slave control and herd maintenance to be successfully completed.
The saucer on loan from the Orions would be used to gradually get all the satellites in their proper orbits. There were the red flare satellites which would be used at the end of the project, the slave control satellites and the staff communication satellites. We decided to use satellites for everything possible because they would burn up in the atmosphere at the end of the project and so not leave any debris that we would have to clean up as part of our contract to leave the planet as untouched by contamination as possible.
We needed to take the saucer and identify and then physically explore the zones to be used for the project. An area with no water could not be picked as a zone. We tried to locate areas with natural springs yielding potable water. The next choice was well water. The last choice was any water which may need to be processed with reverse osmosis units if it was not potable. We deliberately selected Zone 1 knowing that we had potable well water which was considered the best choice since the administration complex had lots of available electrical power. For the remote zones, we would rather not have to set up free energy modules and complex processing equipment mainly because the slaves would not be trained to operate the equipment or even know what the equipment was.
Each zone needed a working potable water supply. Also, in each zone, a special container needed to be constructed, mostly buried in the ground, which would be large enough to hold all the slaves in that zone. The contract staff was given detailed instructions for the construction but, of course, did not need to know what these containers were to be used for.
This phase covers the first seventeen years or so of the project. It is concerned with the preparation of the initial herd of slaves. In time, it will overlap with Phase I, however, Phase I is concerned with site preparations using the contract staff. The contract staff will not be involved with herd preparation. This will all be handled by Illuminati staff. All contract staff should be off the planet within fifteen years from the start of the project.
Waiting for the Hatch
There was not much for the Illuminati staff to do as they waited the nine months for the initial slave hatch. It was a period to refresh and go over the protocols. It was also a period to test and become familiar with the satellite system for slave control and make sure the staff communications system was functioning correctly.
Nursery staff did the necessary maintenance. They were also to check for any defective hatchlings so they could be removed and sent to the incinerator.
Early Childhood Programming
It was decided that there was no need for the slaves to learn to read or write. This also avoided any problems that might occur if a slave came across any of our written materials. The training method was to be “monkey see — monkey do”. Age appropriate videos were to be used throughout the slave preparation process. The videos would show what the slaves would be required to do such as constructing shelters for themselves, planting seeds, cultivating, and so on. The slaves would learn a basic language, but no written skills. The education staff had developed a “simplified language” which would be used when communicating with a slave or when a slave was near. For one thing, we decided to call them “slaves”. Since they are born with a “blank slate”, so to speak, words have no absolute meaning. For all the slave knows, “slave” could mean “my best friend”. Additionally, we decided to limit our language to only positive and practical instructional terms. For example, a slave did not need to know words such as “hate”, “kill”, “jealousy” or “superior/inferior” (since all slaves were to be considered equal). We could avoid lots of problems if the slave simply had no language skills to express negative thoughts or emotions. Additionally, the education staff, or the Prefects, as the slaves would know them, should not use their names in the presence of the slaves. They should, instead, each choose a number such as “Prefect 21” when relating to a slave. We don’t want them getting any ideas about being individuals. They must think of themselves only as part of a collective who exist to obey and serve the Woo.
Formal education began around age four/five. One important phase of this would be religious indoctrination. Each slave must memorize The Book of Woo and do the daily devotional chant. More detailed “monkey see – monkey do” videos would be used, and the slaves would be taken for hands on practice. In this phase, they would be taken to a training zone where they would be taught about every plant they were to cultivate and the proper method to care for it. They would be tested on their knowledge. Once released into their zone, they would be on their own.
The slaves would also need to learn how to construct shelters, what food was edible and how to prepare it. Each zone would be run as a commune, everyone working for the common good and the successful accomplishment of their purpose for existence as stated in The Book of Woo: “Be fruitful, multiply, and terraform this planet”. This programming had been instilled in them from childhood and would be constantly reinforced by subliminal messages, which would be transmitted to the implants.
Slaves considered defective by the education staff are removed and sent to the incinerators. We don’t have time to be bothered with any kind of “special education”. We are interested in efficiency and productivity.
Once the slaves had their adult teeth, they would receive their dental implants – one for communication and one for self-destruction. The slave would also be vaccinated against tooth decay.
Females would receive a contraceptive implant good for six years at age ten. The implant would also suppress menstruation.
All implants would be done to an unconscious slave, and the slave would have no knowledge it had received any implant.
Since all of the slaves were from disease free stock, and the planet was essentially sterile, there should be no problem of disease among the slave population.
Adolescent Period Considerations
The adolescent group would be shown sex videos (in case they could not figure it out themselves), but with no audio, because we do not want them to develop those language skills relating to love and compassion – we just want to breed them to make more slaves. There would be no separation of sexes in the dorms, just as there would be no separation when the slaves were deployed to their assigned zone. Males and females would always be kept together and be free to interact however they pleased.
Processing the Females
Most of the females should be pregnant by sixteen. They would still be in the preparation center at that age. They would be programmed that they are incapable of taking care of their kid(s) and that they must surrender the children to the Prefects. This technique has been time tested by some cults on Earth.
The females will then be implanted with a shorter acting contraceptive — say, eighteen months to two years – and then they will be ready to be released into their assigned zone to begin their life of slave labor.
Preparation for Deployment
Staff evaluations on each slave would determine the final zone deployment. Zone 1 slaves would be selected from the most adept students. The remainder would be dispersed to one of the “ordinary” zones. Once the deployment decision was made, the slaves would receive their permanent name which would consist of the zone number, sex identifier, and slave number. Once assigned to a zone, the slave would remain in that zone for the duration of its existence.
Deployment for males and females will begin at age seventeen. Once deployed, males will never leave the zone until their final trip to meet the Woo. Females will have to be periodically temporally brought back to the administration center to deliver their children. Then they will be reimplanted with a contraceptive and returned to the zone. Older females, not deemed viable for child production, will be sterilized and returned to the zone until ready to be terminated as non productive.
Zones will be under satellite surveillance at all times. If there is a special problem, Prefects may need to be dispatched to the affected zone to rectify the situation.
Routine Days at Slave Control
Days passed slowly at slave control during normal operations. We could observe the zones visually via the surveillance satellites and we could also monitor the conversations of the slaves via the implants. We had total control. No activity could escape the surveillance system. When the herd was functioning normally, which was the usual case, monitoring the consoles at slave control was really a boring job.
Sometimes we would “spice it up” a bit just to have fun. One day we found a girl, slave 12F35, off alone planting some kind of bush. So we decided to play with her. I punched up the Woo command module (this was the voice processing module which generated the “voice of Woo” so that anyone using the system would sound the same). Then we entered the voice channel for slave 12F35 and we were good to go:
“Slave 12F35! This is the Great Woo”.
“Oh! Great Woo, what is your command?”
“What are you doing, slave 12F35?”
“I am planting this bush as you commanded, great Woo”.
“That bush displeases me, pluck it from the ground”.
“But, great Woo, it was you who commanded it to be planted…”
“Do you question?”
“I hear and obey, Woo”.
“Good. Now you will eat the bush”.
“But, great Woo, it is said to be harmful to eat”.
(We should quit playing with this slave – remember, we have quotas and we do not want to upset the slaves needlessly, it is bad for productivity.)
“I have changed my mind. Return the bush to the ground. You have done well. Say nothing of this to others”.
“Yes, Great Woo, I hear and obey”.
(Deactivate the transmitter link. We had our fun, let’s leave this poor slave alone.)
Call of the Great Woo
Slave productivity is constantly monitored. When a slave, because of age or some other reason, is deemed to be operating at an undesirable productivity level, the slave is “summoned” to “meet the Great Woo”, which it has been programmed is its “god”. This meeting is the last event in the slave’s life. The Religious Theatrics division prepared a special room for this. The slave is seated in front of a huge screen. Then a picture (artist’s rendering) of the Woo is flashed on the screen. Seconds later, the slave is struck from behind the head with a high powered laser beam which causes a cerebral hemorrhage and instant death. The slave is then taken to the incinerator for disposal. There is no significance to this event. The staff at Religious Theatrics just thought it was a cute idea. They patterned it from the old satellite-based assassination system used on Earth to eliminate uncooperative foreign officials. Since it was not easy to get close to them, they were targeted from space and shot in the back of the head with a space-based laser system. This, of course, was before the Order of the Illuminati consolidated absolute control over the planet and all dissidents were eliminated.
Unexpected Crisis in Zone 17
We got an alert from surveillance of a potential crisis in zone 17. Routine monitoring had detected unusual activity. It seemed that one slave was attempting to organize other slaves in some type of rebellion against the Woo. All slaves suspected of being involved were coded for constant audio and video surveillance and the director at slave control called for an emergency conference.
“We have five, possibly more, slaves being led by slave 17M21. They are having secret meetings where slave 17M21 claims Woo is a false god and that he has contacted the ‘true god’. If such ideas were to spread, we could be forced to cull all slaves in zone 17 and repopulate the zone, which would be a considerable expense and loss of productivity. This foolishness must stop now“.
We identified all the followers — there were only five, fortunately — slaves 17F05, 17F23, 17M31, 17F37 and 17F42. The surveillance computers were set to track them and record any voice communications from them. We waited until their next “secret meeting” to deal with them.
Once the group assembled at their remote location, we quickly made plans to end this once and for all. All six slaves were in view on the big screen for video surveillance and we linked the voice transmit/receive channels of all six to a common control channel so all would hear. Now it was time for the Woo to handle the problem.
(“Authorize self-destructor codes for slaves 17M21, 17F05, 17F23, 17M31, 17F37 and 17F42”.
“Codes authorized and ready, Woo transmitter active”.)
“Slave 17M21, this is Woo. You have transgressed. Repent immediately or die!”
“I no longer worship you! You are a false god. I have seen the true god and He will save me. My name is not slave 17M21, it is Daniel, and you are no god. Soon all will realize this and turn against you!”
(Transmit the self-destructor code. 17M21 falls dead.
The Psych staff considered this possibility — it was thought to be extremely rare, but it is known that a very small percentage of the HSA have a rudimentary psychic ability. 17M21 was the key; now that we dispatched him, there should be no guidance for the other five defectives. However, we must make sure, if we let them leave alive, that these ideas are never spread to other uninfected slaves in this zone. “Suggestions?”
“Let’s try this rather than just killing the remaining five immediately. First, let’s do an inquisition to see where their allegiance lies now that their leader is dead. If they still follow him, of course they must die. However, if they repent, we can let them live, but we must be sure that they never talk about this dissident stuff and contaminate other slaves. We can accomplish this by writing a special computer program to control them so that this will never happen”.)
“Slaves, as you have seen your leader is dead, he has gone to oblivion never to return. This is the price of transgression. So, how say ye, what is your choice – repentance or oblivion? Slave 17F05, stand ready. What is your choice?”
“You cannot harm me. I will live forever with Daniel in the hereafter!”
(Transmit the self destructor code for 17F05. Slave falls dead.)
“Slave 17F23, stand ready. What is your choice?”
“I repent. Woo is the one true god”.
“Slave 17M31, stand ready. What is your choice?”
“I choose to repent also”.
“Slave 17F37, stand ready. What is your choice?”
“I repent, Great Woo”.
“Slave 17F42, stand ready. What is your choice?”
“I also repent, oh, Great Woo”.
“You who chose repentance have chosen wisely. You now have an opportunity for great rewards in the afterlife. However, because you have transgressed, you must now prove your faith to me. For the remainder of your days, whenever you are awake, you must constantly perform the Sacred Chant. You must do this continually. If you stop for any reason, you will die and go into oblivion. I have spoken!”
(Program the surveillance computers to identify the voice pattern of the chant and identify the wake/sleep state. If the sensors show a wake state with no chant for more than 15 seconds, the system is to automatically send the self-destructor code for that slave. This will make it impossible for any of these defectives to tell dissident stories to any of the normal slaves.)
Slaves begin to chant:
“Woo Woo Woo, I love You!
Woo Woo Woo, I am nothing without You!”
We can turn the special scanners off and return to normal operations; the computers will dispatch any remaining slaves that choose to disobey. Hopefully, we will not encounter any more such defectives.
Because this is our first and therefore a pilot project, we are using straight run slaves. However, in future projects, we should not have these problems. The main purpose of the genetics research project we are operating here is to identify the ideal coding for an obedient slave so that we can do prescreenings in the future. Slaves 17M21 and 17F05 will be dissected and analyzed to attempt to determine some key identifying characteristic so that we may screen for it in the future.
It had been one hundred and fifty-seven years since the start of Project Terraform Delta. Finally, the site surveys had confirmed success. The ecosystem had become self-sustaining. The life we began so long ago had taken hold and was successfully spreading between zones to cover the entire planet. The quality control team from the Orion Empire had checked our work and confirmed success. There was only one last duty to perform, and then we could leave.
From the beginning, we had programmed the slaves with the story from The Book of Woo about going to the shelter when they saw the signal, which would be a red glow in the night sky (from flare satellites we had positioned about the planet). When the slaves saw this signal, they were immediately to go to the “safety” of the capsule, which was installed in each zone. Now the time had come to activate the final project sequences.
On the final night, we transmitted the codes to activate the red flare satellites. The slaves in every zone followed their programmed instructions and went into the “safety” capsules. We waited for confirmation that all slaves were in the capsules. There was a loud click as the one-way locks sealed the lids of the titanium capsules. We armed the nuclear devices at the bottom of each capsule. The capsules descended into the ground and then the nuclear device detonated. We had successfully complied with our contract agreement to leave “no biologically active alien material” on the planet at the end of the project.
At sunrise, we were packed and ready to go home. Any remaining biological material was sent to the incinerators. Modular units that were practical to disassemble were made ready for transport.
When the transport ship arrived, we sent the final destruct codes to the satellites so that they would fall and be destroyed in the atmosphere. A small amount of non-organic material was to be left behind, which would be well within the terms of our contract with the Orions.
We boarded the transport ship for the trip to our Moon base and then back to our homes in the underground cities on Earth. Our mission was successfully completed.
Staff address by the Illuminus Magnus
My Brothers and Sisters of the Order,
Welcome home to the Earth. The initial report from the Orion Ambassador states they are highly pleased with our work. This day will be remembered in our history as the day Earth became recognized as a significant contributor to the galaxy. Because of the good press we will no doubt receive from the Orions, we will surely be approached by other civilizations to provide our services.
This pilot project is the beginning of our advance into the galaxy and beyond. There is no end. I congratulate all of you who volunteered your time and staff for this great undertaking. You do not realize what you have accomplished. However, since our lives are unending, in time you will realize the greatness of what has just been accomplished. We give our utmost thanks to our Lord and Master, Lucifer, for a safe journey and a successful completion of this project — Terraform Delta.
Staff address by the Project Administrator
Fellow members of the Illuminati,
I welcome all of you back to Earth and congratulate you on a successful mission.
Because of what you have done, we will become known throughout the galaxy as a supplier of quality slaves. We are now preparing a catalog for dissemination to other planets advertising our slave products and we feel sure that this effort will not only open doors for the advancement of Earth but also prove to be a new source of potentially unlimited income.
I know we are all glad to be back, so I will be brief. Thank you all. It has been a great pleasure working with all of you and best of luck to all as you now resume your normal routines. Hail Lucifer!
(Because of its success with project Terraform Delta, our planet has now become known throughout the galaxy as a supplier of quality slaves. Therefore, we have prepared a catalog to be distributed throughout the galaxy advertising our products.)
The planet Earth, star system Sol, is the property of the Order of the Illuminati. We own the physical planet and all of its resources, both living and non-living. All genetic codes for all living creatures, plant and animal, including the Human Slave Animal (HSA), have been copyrighted and registered to the Order of the Illuminati under Galactic Copyright Conventions.
If you have visited our planet, you may have noticed the herd of free range slaves which roam the surface of the planet engaged in various activities, which they feel are important. Visitors are cautioned not to approach these free range slaves directly as they have been programmed to believe that no life exists beyond our world. Many are armed with crude weapons, and various warring groups roam the surface. You could be in danger if you attempt to contact them. Therefore, always make contact only with the underground bases where the World Control Directorate maintains its headquarters and operations centers. Headquarters of the Directorate are located centrally in the continent locally known as Africa. Follow safe landing instructions to avoid unwanted contact with free range slaves.
General Description of Slaves and Services
The Human Slave Animal (HSA) makes an ideal slave principally because it is a creature born devoid of the quality of instinct. All other creatures are born with a basic knowledge of what they are and what they need to do to survive adequately. However, the HSA is totally clueless at birth as to what it is and what it should strive to accomplish. Therefore, it can be programmed to believe anything and is, therefore, an ideal slave.
We provide a variety of HSA as well as technical support services to help make sure your HSA performs as you desire. Below please find a list of current offerings. Always check for our latest catalog.
HSA Straight Run Slave
Kit includes guaranteed viable embryo (not sexed) and one artificial womb.
Cost: 5000 Galactic Credits [GC].
HSA Sexed Female
Kit includes guaranteed viable embryo (sexed female) and one artificial womb.
Cost: 8000 GC.
HSA Sexed Male
Kit includes guaranteed viable embryo (sexed male) and one artificial womb.
Cost: 4000 GC.
HSA Military Attack Slave
Kit includes one genetically re-engineered male embryo, one artificial womb, and programming kit.
The attack slave will mature with an uncontrollable desire to destroy a target, however, the target is not programmed.
To program the slave, prepare a video of the target, inject slave with drug supplied in programming kit, and allow slave to view the target video. Slave will then devote all of its time and energy towards the obliteration of the programmed target and will succeed or die trying. An optional kit is available to cause the slave to self-destruct if mission is accomplished successfully.
Cost: 15,000 GC.
HSA Sex Slaves
(Our genetic engineers have developed a patented process to cause the growth process to halt at any point. Therefore, we can program a HSA to grow normally to a certain age and then stop, living out the remainder of its natural life span at that age.)
Stock models are programmed for growth process to halt at ages 5, 13 or 19.
Cost: 20,000 GC.
Special order for an age of your choosing.
Cost: 50,000 GC.
Stock models are programmed for growth process to halt at ages 6, 15 or 21.
Cost: 15,000 GC.
Special order for an age of your choosing.
Cost: 50,000 GC.
HSA Custom Order
Our genetic engineers will endeavor to provide a HSA to your specifications. The cost of this service will vary depending upon the complexity of the work involved. Call for a quote: Central Channel, Subspace Code 3254.
If your planet is located far from Earth, you may be able to purchase a breeder franchise which will authorize you to maintain a private herd of HSA and provide services in your local area. Contact Earth Central Directorate for details and franchise fees.
We offer a number of publications to aid you in the management and control of your HSA. Additionally, our Division of Religious Theatrics will prepare a custom made “holy book” written to your specifications, which will program your HSA to do whatever you wish. Contact Earth Central Directorate for a special catalog.
There are certain zones on our planet where the quality of the available free range slave is so low that the HSA has no value to us as a slave. We are presently considering opening these zones as hunting preserves. The zone will be sealed off from the rest of the planet so that no HSA inside the zone can escape. Once established, you will be free to land your ships anywhere within the zone as no HSA will be able to leave the zone and convey any knowledge to the HSA population outside the zone.
The hunting permit you purchase will allow you to enter the designated zone and do anything you please with the HSA inside the zone. You can kill them for sport or for their meat, or even take them to your home planet for experiments provided you do not breed them and agree that they will be killed when you are finished with them. This is an exciting opportunity.
The first zone scheduled to be set up will be the surface of the continent we call “Africa”.